Rickshaw!

April 6, 2013

My first time was in college. I was drunk. It was awkward. I didn't know what I was doing. It lasted no more than three minutes but it couldn't have been over fast enough. When it was over only one person appreciated it in the rear.

Detroit's Hardest

March 21, 2013

Horses Cut Shop got into the business of selling t-shirts from actual places because there is a lot of cool, down-to-earth ass kicking going on in America that people need to know about. Case and point: Detroit's Downtown Boxing Gym.

Size Matters

March 4, 2013

Horses Cut Shop has gone through great lengths to ensure that our t-shirts fit like a nice, long grope from a beautiful stranger. All shirts are 100% cotton and made right here in the USA to satisfy your inner Riffraff. That being said, we receive a lot of questions regarding fit and how to shop for just the right size. The following text it pulled from our website in the sizing section. May it answer all your burning questions.

Sharks & Sink Holes

March 2, 2013

After the movie Jaws debuted in 1975, a whole generation of kids refused to go into oceans, lakes, motel swimming pools and some bathtubs. Saltwater, fresh water, it made no difference. "That thing looked like a fin". I'm still traumatized. Thanks Speilberg.